DBs home videos S2 PT1

DB’s home videos. Season 2 pt1.

DB: welcome back everyone. You all should know me. For all that don’t know me or forgot then *camera zooms in.* your idiots. *camera zooms out.* well for season 2 it’s a little past my 2nd birthday and nothing exciting happened in my 2nd year. Just that I found out what lava was and that when I was young that Mario was a sucker for babies. Well he tried kidnaping me after a fight between me and king dad. I would show the tape but that’s how I found out what lava was. Well I hope all of you know of my eldest of my siblings are. If you don’t then. NO SHOW FOR YOU! LEAVE! Well for season 2 im going to show everyone my life along with Ludwig’s life. So im inviting him here for this episode and if all you readers like him here with me then please comment and ill try to fit him in more if you want. So now here’s Ludwig. HEY LUDWIG! GET YOU BONEY TAIL DOWN HERE!

Ludwig: *sneaks up behind DB and pulls out a remote.*

DB: uh uh Ludwig. *kicks behind and kicks the remote away.* not this time. I know you enjoy testing your crap on me but not this time bro. Well now lets start and tell them about your birth. *chuckles. Puts in a tape called EDITED in.*

*in vid.* Bowser: WTH! ANOTHER ONE! *is holding an orange egg with a blue top.* WHERE DID THIS COME FROM?!

Lakitu: a koopa just found it outside the door.

*outside of vid.* Ludwig: IM ADOPTED!?!?

DB: *chuckleing.* yes you are.

Ludwig: *faints.*

DB: well while he’s out im going to show all of you the real video. *puts in another video.*

*inside video.* Bowser: WTH! WHERE DID THIS COME FROM!?

Koopa: umm. *whispers into Bowser’s ear.* yeah.

Bowser: so I wasn’t drunk this time?

Koopa: nope. It was sent from your EX wife. Said that you should raise it.

Lakitu: wow. This ones uglier than DB’s egg.

Bowser: what....was...THAT!?

Lakitu: ummm nothing sire. I said it is beautiful. *smiling.*

Bowser: well I think its going to hatch soon. I can feel it in the egg. I think its going to be in 5...4...3...2...1... hatch.

Ludwig: *hatches out of egg. Still has normal blue puffy hair and the little tooth showing.* mommy?

Bowser: errr. DB! GET IN HERE!

DB: yes dad?

Bowser: meet your new.... *checks head.* he has too much hair. I cant tell what it is. He looks like a guy so meet your new brother. I think ill call you.

Ludwig: *starts reaching to the organ in the room.*

Bowser: look at that. He’s going after that organ already. I think ill name you...

DB: I have an idea dad. While I was in the school on the bottom 5th floor we learned about this piano player named Ludwig Von----

Bowser: THAT’S IT! Ill name you Ludwig Von Koopa.

Ludwig: *just staring at DB with an evil look on face.*

DB: dad, I think he’s special ed or something. Look at his face. It looks sorta.... demented.

Bowser: DON’T TALK TO YOU LITTLE BROTHER THAT WAY!?

DB: sorry. So dad. Do you want me to help you with your training again today? You can teach me more of how to use my fire breath.

Bowser: oh course not. I have to help your new ummm...

Koopa: *whispers.* brother.

Bowser: yeah. I have to help raise your new brother. Why not go play with swoops again?

DB: ok dad. Oh yeah. Its about time for my potion lesson again and I finished mastering that new spell book auntie Kammek gave me. Well ill be down in auntie Kammek’s room for my lessons.

Bowser: fine. Well ill have to help your brother now. What is wrong with you Ludwig?

Ludwig: *trying to get to the organ still.*

Bowser: fine. Here you go then. *sets Ludwig on the organ.*

DB: *is already downstairs in Kammek’s room.* what am I learning now auntie Kammek?

Kammek: im going to teach you a reset potion. What it will do is if you somehow is turned into something and is without a wand then this potion will turn you back to normal. *keeps talking on and on like a bad school teacher.*

DB: ok I got it now. *smiles. Gets to work on the potion.*

*Meanwhile*

Ludwig: *has already finished up 1st invention.*

*out of video.* Ludwig: *has been away for a while.* why look at that DB. I’ve been smarter than you then AND IM SMARTER NOW! *starts laughing.*

DB: *cant take Ludwig’s laughing. Pulls out a little cup of some grey liquid. Throws it in Ludwig’s face.*

Ludwig: *the stuff hardens over his face like a stone mask.*

DB: well now that talky is done lets get back to the video.

*in video.* DB: is this right?

Kammek: lets see here. *looks at the liquid and studies it.* yes its correc. Lets test it out now. Do you want to volunteer?

DB: sure. Ill be ummm. Ill just be a normal fuzzie then. Their fun creatures.

Kammek: oh. No no no no nonononono! NO! No more fuzzies. I cant stand them. Please no fuzzies. Don’t even mention the name EVER!

DB: you just said it 2 times just now.

Kammek: said what?

DB: fuzzie.

Kammek: NO MORE FUZZIES! *runs into room screaming.*

DB: what’s with her?

Lakitu: well when she was young. A long time ago. A long long time ago. A long long LONG time ago her village that she lived in was over run with fuzzies. They managed to kill off her best friend. As far as I know there were LATTERLY a million fuzzies in the town. I heard her family barely got out alive and that one latched on under her mother’s shell and well. Leached off of her without them knowing. She’s had a phobia of them since she found out that her mother passed on from it so take it easy around her when mentioning them.

DB: but their cool looking and fun to play with.

Lakitu: the ones in the castle yes. The ones outside no.

DB: oh. Well I wonder where dad and Ludwig are? *runs upstairs in Ludwig’s new room. Gets zapped by the invention. The zap turned him into a fuzzie and has a bad side effect.* Ludwig?

Ludwig: eheheheh. Daddy is easy to pull one over on and I was born just a little bit ago. You see older brother im a genius at birth. You cant stop me. And soon you will be living your life like that FOREVER!

DB: but Ludwig. Why? You don’t even know me.

Ludwig: I got a hold of some tapes of yours. And I could only get a fuzzie for the machine.

DB: but why do it to only me?

Ludwig: oh not only you. Im going to show daddy that im his BEST in the whole castle and soon ill be the ONLY one in the castle besides him.

DB: you evil evil little koopling. You really are dad’s son.

*out of vid.* DB: well that’s it for part one. Hope it was a good beginning..

Ludwig: *comes in with the same machine. Zaps DB with it.* eheheheheh. Perfect shot.

DB: *is once again a fuzzie.* I thought we buried the hatchet on this?

Ludwig: we did. But I dug it back up. Here it is. *throws a hatchet at DB and barely misses.* RUN LITTLE FUZZIE RUN!

DB: HELP! KING DAD HELP! WENDY SOMEBODY HELP!